PlayStation Generation

So hear this nah, while I was out running errands today I had the honor, nay...the privilege, to witness a certain school's basketballers practicing. Let me tell you, it was a treat that helped me to pass the time in one rather long line.

Now I will be the first to admit that I didn't fully grow into my athletic abilities early in my school career and I totally understand that some adolescents are still trying to get the hang of controlling their ever changing bodies. However, some of them youth men were downright atrocious.

Explain to me how you could be about 15 years old and can't run in a straight line? Running like you're a recovering paraplegic. Down to Rickon Stark could run in a straight line even though the fool should have employed the time honored, primary school, zigzag technique.

Two of them in particular looked like they had zero coordination. Any more awkward and they would actually be normal. Had a small man whose coordination was so bad he might as well be trying to bounce an oblong plastic bucket. Every two bounces and the ball gone rolling away.

The worst part for me was the fitness levels. A small man did two shuttles and look like he wanted to dead. The dan was so slow that if one of them slow zombies from The Walking Dead was chasing him it would have to slow down to bite him.

Allyuh might say I'm horrible for picking on the small men, and I probably am, yeah I know I evil and I've come to terms with my fate. However, I don't blame the kids yuh know, I blame allyuh...the parents. You seeing your son winning in FIFA on PS5, this time he can't kick a ball or run for 3 mins without coughing up a lung like he smoking Broadway cigarettes and drinking Bay rum in St James.

I know times are different and outside not always safe but allyuh need to run allyuh chirren outside to play sometimes too. Otherwise we will end up with a bunch of uncoordinated, maladjusted, adults who will either become lawyers and politicians or their neighbors will be telling the cops at the crime scene "he was a quiet fella yuh know, always kept to himself, a real loner"

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