Necro-Massy
Well bai...I'm just as flabbergasted as the rest of allyuh at this story of necromancy at Massy Group. I really thought they had to be possessed with some of the prices I see in their groceries eh but Jah!!
Necromancy is the supposed practice of communicating with the dead, especially in order to predict the future. I haven't the foggiest clue if it does or does not work but what I can say is that I never see that chapter in any business book or on any curriculum. Maybe that was extra-credit.
I am curious as to what management would be talking to the dead about though. Trends, prices, economics, cash flow?? If I were the dead I would be very upset if they contacted me as death is the only release from endless Teams meetings and PowerPoint presentations.
Also....could someone at Massy share the "self-healing with white light energy" secret please? I mean, as a man over 40 I sometimes wake up with mysterious injuries from a night of watching Murder She Wrote on the couch. One question though, why would executives of a regional powerhouse conglomerate need to learn self-healing. Is cage matches against Invader #1 and Uncle Victor Jovica going on in Massy offices or wah?
However, as the CEO pointed out, it's hard to argue with the company's success. So what if they spend a little USD to learn to be the Nazgûl taking instruction from Sauron. The share price is up and they're making supernatural profits (see what I did there). People always telling yuh to think outside the box but when you think outside the physical realm is a problem.
On a serious note though I don't agree with the executive bussing the mark in the middle of an AGM. There are other avenues to keep that sorcery in-house and if you still can't get recourse then either bite your tongue or find a next wuk. Now everyone watching Massy like they wukking obeah, lighting black candle and bathing in chicken blood. How is that going to help the same shareholders?
Anyway, not me nah papa...I cyah even watch horror movies on TV. Have no way I coulda make it in that training. I would be screaming like I'm Sidney from them Scream movies in them sessions.
TANA